Do I want to watch "Children of the Earth - Day 4" now, or should I wait three more hours for my daddy to get here?

I really can't believe I'm still awake.

I also can't believe I'm as geeky as I am.

My insomnia has me messing around with vocabulary software. It's actually kind of fun. I'm enjoying the tests they provide in the sidebar. I can, with minimal difficulty, ace an SAT vocabulary test, a TOEFL vocabulary test, and a VOA Special English test. I also got 90/100 on the GRE and GMAT. (On the ten question ones, that is. I got 95 out of 100 on the twenty question SAT vocabulary test.)

This is kind of silly, since I don't actually know what any of those tests (besides the SAT) are. But I know I'm doing awesome at them!

The software's not bad, either. It's got games! And kind of a pretty interface. Not Windows Vista pretty, but "looks like a preinstalled Windows application" pretty. Which is...actually my favorite kind of interface, weirdly enough.

...it's late, okay?

Gacked from everywhere.

Pick one of my stories (here for index page) and tell me a point in the tale that you'd change. Something tiny (e.g. "and then Jack drank the wine instead of the champagne") or big (e.g. "and then mirror!Kirk's parents decide against the procedure") and I'll tell you how that one difference would have altered the course of the entire story.

I'm having one of those hyper-emotional days when absolutely everything seems to make me cry.

I'm not sure how many people have days like this...I think everybody has at least once, but I seem to have them more like once or twice a month.

The internet likes to contribute to days like this, often in ways that make me hate the world (a stroll through unfunnybusiness on a day like this can make me want to declare that me and the human race are done professionally), but sometimes it gives me stuff that makes me go, "Oh...well, I guess we can keep you." (Like Crowning Moment of Heartwarming, Boom-De-Yada, or certain issues of xkcd.)

Today, it's a chain e-mail that was going around about ten years ago that came back 'round again today.

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Gacked from green_wing

1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks—and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

( Runs a little long. )